RIP Society of the Day: Nationwide department story chain Kohl’s has made the depressingly obvious decision of pairing its Black Friday ad with the only thing more offensive than the annual ode to runaway commercialism: Rebecca Black’s “Friday.”
Get it? Black Friday — Rebecca Black’s Frida—ah, screw this planet.
[adrants.]
How exciting! I’m really excited for Black Friday. (x
Something that rhymes with Fridayyy.
Brilliant move! But I’m disappointed they used a not-so-catchy knockoff version instead of asking the real Rebecca Black to do a remake.
But the first day we go back to school, I have 3 tests and an essay. Then the next day is ACT. Fun fun fun fun!
Everything yesterday was terrific, smooth as could be. Except Calculus class.
This quiz totally fuc*ed me over and made my heart hang heavy for the rest of the day. The very sad thing is, this math is stupid easy. I studied well and I knew I could do this stuff in my sleep.. but it turns out not literally. That’s because I absolutely cannot get my brain working in the class right after lunch, which happens to be Calculus. It was the most frustrating thing to know that I knew how to do the problems but not being able to put a single thing down on paper.
All my other classes, though, were great. I don’t know how, but I managed to talk to a girl I normally don’t talk to in every class. I guess that’s a success. Of course, I still haven’t figured out how to talk to the one girl I like.
Then, Friday night was rain followed by hail. I was still disturbed by my utter inability to think in Calculus, so I just sat in a dark room and listened to J. Cole (irrelevant). Yeah, one of those nights. I skipped dinner and went to bed early. And I would’ve written this post at that point, but my internet was down. So here I am the next morning, feeling considerably less disturbed.
“Jar of Hearts” cover by Jill Ohayon of “Tumblr Friday” fame.
Isn’t her voice so amazing?
FRIDAY- Tumblr Version:
Still awake, at 2 oclock in the morning
Gotta refresh, gotta run my blog
Gotta post a cat, follow me I’ll follow back
Checking on my posts, the notes are growing
Going on and on, everybody’s postin’
Gotta get checking my ask box
Gotta face the facts: I have no friends
Reblog if you love God,
Reblog if you ARE God
Gotta make my mind up
Which theme should I take?
Oh, Tumblr, Tumblr
Where did my life go? Tumblr!
Everybody’s lookin’ to be Tumblr famous, famous
Tumblr, Tumblr
Teenage angst on Tumblr
No one with a blog knows what a social life is
Rebloggging, Reblogging (Yeah)
Reblogging, Reblogging (Yeah)
food, food, food, food
I’ll be staying up all night again
4:45, post a picture of a mustache
Legalize gay, keep calm, carry on
Potter, Potter, think about Potter
“We’ll be back Shortly”
David Karp, David Karp
Your website has a glitch
Who let the Tumbeasts out?
Let’s blame Bieber
Animals are dying
Old people are crying
Time to turn the guilt on
Reblog if you care
Oh, Tumblr, Tumblr
Where did my life go? Tumblr!
Everybody’s lookin’ to be Tumblr famous, famous
Tumblr, Tumblr
Teenage angst on Tumblr
No one with a blog knows what a social life is
Rebloggging, Reblogging (Yeah)
Reblogging, Reblogging (Yeah)
food, food, food, food
I’ll be staying up all night again
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Reblogging, reblogging, yeah!
Nuff Said. Thanks Mike
You’re not straight edge, you’re 14, you’re following the law, you’re being a good citizen.
this is dumb. let people think/live for themselves.
This means that as a 20 year old, the 5 months that separate me from being legally able to purchase alcohol makes my decisions to abstain from it invalid. Even though every kid who says shit like this started drinking in middle/high school.
Everyone on Earth is a complete moron.
From a personal perspective..
The longer I’m sXe, the more it becomes ingrained as a principle to live by. By the time I’m 21 it will be an indelible part of my identity, just as it’s harder to lose a reputation the longer you hold onto it.
And hey, sXe for me extends to caffeine too. So there’s that.
(Source: steezedoutprincess)
That changes everything. I thought she was more like 17.
For a 13-year-old, the mediocrity of her singing is much more acceptable. The blame is mostly on Ark Music Factory for being such corny amateurs. The lyrics are absolute shit, and so is the audio production. The video production is even worse. It looks like they put some good money and effort into the filming, but there is absolutely no stylistic consistency. It looks like they just threw in every eye-catching trick and hoped for the best.
But of course, the biggest question is: Why are 13-year-olds driving around in a convertible and partying on a Friday night?
Since I’m such a geek, I stayed home this Friday and upgraded my Tumblr a little, including a Santa costume for myself (too bad not for real).
(Source: anteoculatia-)