1. 5 months ago 

    The Missing Programmer

    Cops were investigating a missing persons report on a computer programmer. When they entered his residence, they found his body in the still-running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Instructions on the bottle read: 1. Wet hair 2. Apply shampoo 3. Lather 4. Rinse 5. Repeat

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[Gone to camp 18 July thru 6 Aug. Will be Tumblring intermittently.]

I’m just an Asian boy livin in the Midwest. I'm pretty laid back, but way too optimistic. Sometimes I fear that I worry too little. My main interests are design, technology, music, cars, travel, business, Earth, and life. I love life. You should too.

Feel free to ask me anything.

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