see ndrw, Crazy teen bandit!

2 years ago
Crazy teen bandit!
An 18 year old who steals airplanes, robs retail stores, commits online identity theft, lives in the woods, and is a Facebook celebrity?! Where the hell are his parents? How do police have “no solid leads on Harris-Moore’s whereabouts.” What a crazy kid.

Edit: Ok, turns out he’s actually really famous and I just never heard of him. He’s apparently stolen a speedboat, at least 3 airplanes (one of which he flew to the Winter Olympics no-fly zone), burglarized at least 50 homes, and broken into a squad car to steal an assault rifle. He has an official fan club and t-shirts dedicated to him. He also left a note to police: “Cops wanna play huh!? Well its no lil game…..It’s war! & tell them that.” And.. his mom: “I hope to hell he stole those planes. I’d be so proud.” This guy’s officially the strangest 18 year old I’ve never met.
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